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Total Medals Earned: 553 (From
83 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,550 Points
Escaping the Prison
5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL
25 Points Break out the legal way.
50 Points Break out the badass way.
50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way
100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
5 Points Use arrow for first time
5 Points Die for the first time
5 Points Kill your first child
5 Points Finish the first 5 levels
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Fear Is Vigilance
5 Points Kick someone who's already unconscious.
5 Points Make five "friends" at once.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/190 points)
5 Points first Kill
5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
10 Points I can double jump
10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Medals Earned: 6/21 (65/825 points)
Human Centipede: The Game
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Insanity Box 2
5 Points Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
5 Points Lose at ROPE JUMP.
5 Points Find me two sporks
25 Points Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (40/500 points)
5 Points You might earn this for winning her affection.
5 Points But will she love me now that I can see at all?
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
5 Points Get the first light upgrade.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)
Lifeguard Larry Deluxe
5 Points The fastest route isn't always the best one.
10 Points Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
10 Points Scorpion would be proud.
10 Points One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
10 Points I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
10 Points What were you doing?
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/95 points)
5 Points Watch the Intro
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/400 points)