Total Medals Earned: 551 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,540 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/465 points)
Just have to play the game.
Try cat nip for the first time.
Detonate 5 bombs in one game session.
Collect 20 cheese in a row, without letting any sneaking past you.
Eat 5 Peppers in one game session.
Enter hot pepper mode and bounce claws back to boss
Eat 50 pieces in one game session.
Enter hot pepper mode and bounce claws back to defeat Kid Cat
Medals Earned: 6/21 (65/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Jump on 100 enemies
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (40/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)
Get the first light upgrade.
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!