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Joestar
The only thing keeping me alive are Mazinger and Kirby.

Zen @Joestar

Age 28, Male

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Somewhere in Time

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Posted by Joestar - May 28th, 2019


Since the last post I made on this profile was in fucking 2016 might as well make a new one to fill this space. RL picture of me cause I COULD just post a random meme from my computer but nah, that boring and doesnt feed into my low self steem, narcisistic nature.

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Posted by Joestar - April 11th, 2016


I took a whooping 15 minutes to churn out this shitty Ellen meme for my shitty facebook page. 
This might be the greatest achievement in my life. I need more ideas for shitty photoshops though.
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Posted by Joestar - February 1st, 2015


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Posted by Joestar - January 3rd, 2015


Apparently the mods got mad because I "incited" a kid to suicide even though it seemed totally fake so they locked my account and then unlocked it, but with my postcount to 0.

I didnt know that was a thing.


Posted by Joestar - June 23rd, 2014


So yeah, Steam summer sale has been going on for quite a while now and Im broke as we speak.
Too many games, so little cash.

So far I have bought:
Borderlands 2 GOTY Edition
Metal Slug 3
Battleblock Theatre
Age of Empires 2 HD + The Forgotten Expansion
Heroes Rise: The Prodigy/The Hero Project
Terraria

Amounting to about 35 dollars in all of that.

Yeah my wallet got raped and cummed inside.
Not regretting it though, Ive had lots of fun playing BattleBlock Theatre with a friend, and Im kinda glad Behemoth still remembers to add Newgrounds titbits here and there on his games. (Minami is me, btw.)
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So yeah, Ive also been reading a lot of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and plan on watching the anime soon, so theres that too.
Kinda wish I had a PS3 to play JoJo's All Star Battle.

 


Posted by Joestar - June 2nd, 2014


Meh, I dunno. Im just making this post for the hell of it.
I dont even have anything intesting to write about, Jesus.
Ill just post a semi lewd image and a video Ive seen like 10000 times.
Yes that will do.

Fug.

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Posted by Joestar - May 5th, 2014


kowai desu ne luna-chan ^w^~~~~~~~~3466607_139926286893_8zNE0.jpg

 

cykacykacyka! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

 

This anime is so shit but the song is pretty cute.

Fuck me.


Posted by Joestar - April 26th, 2014


Jesus, it has been quite a long time since I revisited Newgrounds.
I dont know, I feel like the BBS is getting worse everytime I revisit, the forums are slow as ever, its still somewhat of a circlejerk since the regs are usually the one who have more discussion between themselves and the topics are just, ugh.
That aside, Im writing here just to kill some time. I dont know, being sleepless for 3 days have those kind of effects.
I just wish the BBS was more active, I really love NG, I do. Its quite a big part of my childhood and I had great times here but damn, it has degraded so much.

I really dont know what else to write, my mind is running out of juice as I write this. Probably gonna play some Dota after this.
PEace out. Hit me up if you find me interesting in any way.3466607_139848800573_8nNUl.png


Posted by Joestar - January 17th, 2013


Well, Im asking this since I havent seen a thread on VG, and I feel like nobody will give a shit on General.
So.
Anyone here up to a game soon?


Posted by Joestar - November 6th, 2012


FUWA FUWA TIME 2012

WE PRESIDENT NOW.