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Soup Newgrounds.
I'm a monster.
I've always thought that I've been a normal and calm child. Some memories came up in my mind the other day.
-be 6-7
-great grandfather sleeps
-get a giant-ass stick
-beat the shit of grandfather
-I remember him screaming ¨No boy, stop it, stop it, it hurts!¨
-be about same age
-Get a giant-ass blade (Often used by Death in the movies and shit) (My grandfather used to cut the grass with it)
-Go to neighbor's backyard
-See chickens
-Trying to decapitate chicken
-Failure, chicken has a big-ass wound on his chest
-Chicken screams and dies.
-Be 11
-See a kid (age 9-10)
-Starts beating the shit out of it
-Torturing for about an hour
-Piss on it
-Leave him there, run away
-Friend tells me that the kid is in hospital
-Never took responsibility
-Be about 11
-See little kitten
-Kick it as hard as possible
-Happy 'cause kitten gets great air
-Kitten is hurt, can't move
-Get kitten
-On a roof of a building (12-13 floors high)
-Spill gasoline on kitten
-Set it on fire
-Throw kitten of the roof
-Kitten dies
I'm a monster Newgrounds , I keep remembering shit like this. How can I stop it?! I don't want to remember more.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh lawdy. I am so original and cool and edgy.

KAWAII SUGOI DESU, ONII-CHAAAAAAAAN!!!
SORE WA ITAI! SORE GA ANI, ITAI!

Ha, I have no idea what Im posting.

Yay, another post out of boredom that Im sure nobody will read, and/or comment. But I'm doing it just to spend 5 minutes, so okay.
Day 6 out of 30 of my Facebook block. I keep forgetting Im blocked, and still try to comment on pictures, statuses, and what not. Feels batman.
Day 3 of posting again in Newgrounds. Im begining to remember why I liked this site so much. Still, its pretty dead but at least is entertaining.
Too bad that some college issues are taking a lot of my time...

Oh well.

Here I am, randomly wearing a Dr. Doom mask, and posting again on Newgrounds, after an absence of almost 7 months.
Why?
4chan's /b/ is boring now.
My Facebook accounts each has been blocked for a month.
I had nowhere else to go to.
Now I find that the General board is way shittier than it was when I left. I probably shouldnt bitch about it, but fuck it. I have nothing better to do. Now General consists of a lot of old posters asking random questions. This old posters can be replaced with newfags, or newfriends. There are few threads of value, but at least it will keep me entertained for a month. I have to be thankful that the "cancer" hasnt spread badly on Newgrounds, yet. It will come, soon. It happens everywhere.
Well, I write this to pass a little time, and to see how many people will give a shit about my feeble rant.

Now lets get back to that boring place called General.

Havent visited Newgrounds in a while. Oh well.

Image: Mah Waifu.

Umm, so yeah. Now that i changed my Newgrounds profile theme, I will make a post because of it.

well, at least is only two days. Huh? It could be worse.
In other news, I will be alone for the weekend, so...
I will masturbate.
Like a Boss