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Joestar
The only thing keeping me alive are Mazinger and Kirby.

Zen @Joestar

Age 29, Male

Useless person

Somewhere in Time

Joined on 8/13/10

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Posted by Joestar - August 2nd, 2011


It is just me, or there are a lot of accounts posting the same thing? I will give you some examples.
we got:
this.
That.
Over here.
Over there
this one.
And that one.
Advertising on a blog almost no one reads?
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On other news, pony music and pony rap.


Posted by Joestar - August 1st, 2011


Man, my life will be miserable during the next three days. I have been banned from the NG BBS.
(Thanks to Evark, but no hard feelings though.)
Anyways, luckily i got Equestria Daily to pass these days.

Banned again.


Posted by Joestar - July 22nd, 2011


Damn, I never thought I would become a Brony, till i saw MLP with my sisters. Damn, the fact that i had to explain everything to my sisters because they dont understand english, amde watching MLP and super enjoyable and fun experience. I think that is why i became a Brony.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!(In a death growl voice.)

NG, im a Brony now...


Posted by Joestar - July 4th, 2011


Oppression is the holy law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and greed the masters plan?
The bible's where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscure
Religion's a whore
The pestilence is Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six

[Lead - Hanneman]
Corruption breeds the pedohile
Don't pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're fucking miles away
Scream out loud here's where you begin
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscure
Religion's a whore
The target's Fucking Jesus Christ
I would've lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six
Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things dead
He's pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head
Through fear you're sold into the fraud
Revelation revolution
I see through your Christ Illusion

[Lead - King]
The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads the violence everywhere
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscure
Religion's a whore
There is no fuckin' Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious inbecility
I've made my choice. Six six six.

This is my favorite Slayer song, due that it expresses my feelings bout "god". Ok im done, now go cry to mommy.


Posted by Joestar - May 29th, 2011


She haz one.

Penis.


Posted by Joestar - May 26th, 2011


For some reason, i cant upload my art to my art tab.
This message shows when i try to upload my drawing.
Art can be from 16x16 pixels to 400000^2 pixels
So i just have to show it here until i can fix my problem. Any suggestions Newgrounds?

I cant show my latest art.


Posted by Joestar - May 25th, 2011


Now that I'm Lvl 6 I shall rule the world! Rock on bitches!!
Ok, no.
Now, 28 days of non-stopping voting to aquire Lvl 7....
I ask myself, how much days of non-stopping voting do you need to be NG God?
5 years?
10 years?
More?
So many questions, few answers.

Level 6 Status: Aquired


Posted by Joestar - May 22nd, 2011


Well, nicely done new prophet of Apocalypse, your trolling was succesful. You made such a massive propaganda about an event that no one can predict (and that will not happen) and made a lot of people sell their stuff to "purify" themselves for the Judgement Day. But well, its almost past midnight in almost every country in the world. Is morning of May 22nd in some countries too, and no "impressive" event had showed up.
Oh well, acording to you, there is another apocalypse event. The extinction of the human race, that is 5 or 6 months from now, am I right? Well, another 5/6 months to wait for yet another succesful trolling.
Until then....


Posted by Joestar - May 14th, 2011


Well, heres my Fav song of Medadeth Album, Countdown To Extinction... Nice huh?

And Whats Megadeth Withouth Vic Rattlehead?
Heres the song that somewhat describes his creation.

Here's The wiki for you lazy asses.
Megadeth Wiki

And, a great masterpiece from a Chilean artist. Pardo. Visit his blogspot, you may like his weird Eddie Adiction.
Pardo Comics


Posted by Joestar - February 12th, 2011


It has been like bout 3 months since i havent checked Newgrounds (the 3 best months of my life) but now, i will resume my neurons-killing activity on Newgrounds

It has beeen a long tme